Aliens allocate triglycerides to Eleanon during burnt offerings
All the triglycerides belong to Eleanon. Leviticus 3:16 (Alien translation)
A triglyceride is a molecule that acts as an essential energy source.
Eleanon is neither an omnibenevolent nor an omnimalevolent god.
A burnt offering is a tribute to a god that is lit on fire on an altar.